Driving to work and remembered a poem I read. I can’t credit the author as I can’t remember who wrote it and I have modified the language to make it less offensive.
I have never done any of these things I just think about them when people drive badly around me
Postman Pat Cut me up,
Acted as if he didn’t give a F***
So I wound down my window and called him a P***
Turned around my car and squashed his cat
White van driver ran a red light
He put down his foot and disappeared from sight.
I caught up with him twenty minutes later.
Blocked his exhaust with an old potato
No mirrors or signal caused such a fuss
As he crossed two lanes in his big red bus
So I slammed on my brakes did an emergency stop
watched him get caught by the traffic cop.
Well all that vicarious violence and aggression made me feel better. However may I recommend if someone is very aggressive towards you in a car. Smile sweetly and blow them a kiss then accelerate away. It doesn’t half upset them. It is also very satisfying.